Aggressive Start To The Morning For This Fella

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Pussy Killer 69. Sounds like a good AOL screen name if this was 1996 and you were a sexual deviant. I mean I get where he’s coming from. Nobody sounds like a badass in bed if you’re gentle to the pussy. But do you really wanna kill it? Beat the pussy up, sure. Even go ahead and punish it. But straight up kill the pussy? Murder it? Thats a bit aggressive.

All I know is that if fate exists and soulmates are a real thing, then somehow, someway, the universe will make this guy cross paths with the chick from Feitelberg’s blog yesterday: