No Sleeves, No Problem For Landon Donovan

You think Landon Donovn gives a fuck that he’s not on the team?  Okay, he for sure does but does it really matter with those pythons hanging off his torso?  Suns out, guns out mother fuckers.  He was using his arms A LOT while talking.  Showing off the goods.  How many push ups do you think he did right before that interview started?  I’m saying no less than 200.  I don’t know if you heard me counting but I did over a thousand.  You know what they always say, the best revenge is living well.

PS- He’s gotta be soooooooo pissed he’s not on this team.