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T.O. Is Coming For Donovan McNabb's Neck HARD On Twitter Right Now

Full disclosure: Chaps brought this to my attention and the tea.... my friends... it's good. 

Now look, I'll level with ya... NO clue what any of this means beyond the CHUNKY SOUP burn but it sounds SALACIOUS. More like, I got a CHUNKY SCOOP for ya...

Donovan McNabb saying T.O. is the Yoko Ono of the Eagles?! The one who broke it all up?!

BUT WAIT there's more...

Is T.O. about to host a kiki gab sesh about what went down at his nest in days of yore? Old party stories coming to light?! (Just trying to talk how football guys talk here.)

McNabb may not want the smoke but I sure do… T.O. I am a petty, pettttty ass bitcc and this is the only aspect of football that really strikes a chord with me. The dramaaaaa

AND ANOTHER CHUNKY SOUP BURN OFF THE ROPES! ^^^ With a side of jealously! YASSS

Stoop to that level, T.O. The haters said you won't! You have to!

Anyways, sorry that I'm the one blogging this with no clue which side I should be rooting for (#TeamTO / #TeamMcNabb) even though I wear the T-shirts & enjoy the games & eating hoagies at the tailgates and am in fact the worst type of fan. (Ok, it's #TeamTO 'cause I've been told McNabb's a nerd). I'm sure another of the Philly contingent will cover this with more depth later. 

In the meantime, I'll be over here waiting for more. 

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