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Outrageous Plumbers Crack Spotted At Old Timers Day At Yankee Stadium Yesterday

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Thought you guys would appreciate this gem- sitting at the service desk in the concourse.


I just…I don’t know. I don’t know what to say. When you can’t discern between your asshole and your belly button, I think its time to hit the gym. Fire up the diet. Get the Rex Ryan surgery. Just do something. Your ass is so fat it looks like your gut and your gut is probably so fat that you can’t tell the difference between your belly button and your vagina hole. (I’m assuming its a woman? Can’t really tell.)

What possesses a beast like this to even hit up the Stadium? I don’t think I’d even get out of bed if I was this fucking fat. Wouldn’t shower, wouldn’t go out of the house. Just order food and eat until I need the fire department and a flatbed truck to cut me out of my house and transport me somewhere to die. I mean I don’t like the hassle of getting to the ballpark right now and I’m a normal sized human. The dedication it takes for a woman who’s so fat that her asshole has become a belly button to go to a Yankees game is nothing short of impressive.