Today I Learned That Kyle Shanahan Is A Football Prophet With The Ability To See The Future
There are four possible explanations for that video:
1. Kyle Shanahan is a soothsayer blessed with the impressive yet utterly ridiculous superpower to see the future of football plays. Did he get his superpower from being the son of a great offensive football mind or the more traditional methods of being exposed to massive amount of radiation? I'm unsure.
2. Kyle Shanahan is an inception artist like Leo Dicaprio was in the 2010 hit sci fi action film "Inception" and convinced that ref to throw the flag using mind games and mental trickeration.
3. THE NFL IS FIXED!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT!!! Only the craziest Packers fans owners are saying this.
4. Kyle Shanahan is just a really fucking good coach that has succeeded calling plays for every non-cursed football team (I'm looking at you, Cleveland) with a really fucking good manchild tight end that cannot be covered 1-on-1 by any mere mortal, especially when the defense has to key on a running game that was running train on the defense. This is clearly the leader in the clubhouse, but I refuse to rule out options 1, 2, or 3 just yet.
