A Side By Side Comparison of Rainbow Road From The Original Marko Kart 64 and the New Mario Kart 8

Give me the one on the left 10 times out of 10. I don’t need to go hang gliding in the middle of Rainbow Road, I don’t need jumps unless it’s off the side to nail the shortcut. Give me N64 Mario Kart over pretty much any game on any console ever. I don’t say it because I’m trying to be all hip or nostalgic or whatever, it’s just an easy, extremely fun game to play and never gets old. Couple it with Goldeneye and you never have to leave the house again. I’ve always said when I win the lotto I’m building the Goldeneye levels to play laser tag or paintball in.

 

 
Need it.

And I’d also build Koopa Troopa Beach on my private island. Obviously.