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The Bird Of War And Lady Liberty Take Home America's Keg

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Last night, America’s Keg was on display for poor, tired, huddled masses who came to Saloon for the United States of America. VIP treatment with the roped off section like a Hollywood celebrity. We were giving it away to the person dressed most Patriotic for the USA-Ghana game. There was a shit ton of people dressed in Red White And Blue. Lotta flag capes and American socks and USA Stool gear but there were 4 clear front runners:

Bird of War:

American Dennis Reynolds

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Lady Liberty and Her Crew:

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and Mr. America

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At the end of the day we ponied up two kegs and awarded Bird of War and Lady Liberty the kegs. Dennis Reynolds brought the heat but I’m pretty sure I saw his nuts a couple times in those short shorts and that knocked him down a couple notches. Mr. America though – I’ll be honest he was kinda robbed. If you were there, you know that dude moved crowds. I just had to give it to the people who painted faces and designed costumes and what not. He did win a free open bar for the next game against Portugal for his efforts.

Kiss the Cup!

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Here was the rest of the scene at Saloon last night:

And I’d be remiss if I didn’t give a shout out to the ONE dude who showed up supporting Ghana. Walked in with a Ghana jersey and a flag and just didn’t give a fuck. He was even a good sport after they lost. Ripped off his jersey and jumped right in the middle of the USA celebration waving his flag. Hate his guts but goddamit do I respect him.