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George RR Martin Throws Out The First Pitch At Minor League Game Rocking A Mets Hat

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Suspender game on point for your boy Double RR. Opting for suspenders in your every day life over a belt is just ludicrous. Like in order to keep your pants up you decide to string them up over your shoulders? That seems rather ridiculous to me. But whatever this is also a man who wears a train conductor hat every single day of his life so he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Mets hat explains a lot. Sometimes you wonder where a guy like him gets the inspiration for such dark, depressing material. And I think there’s your answer. Dude probably churned out a thousand pages of whores getting abused with weird weapons and brothers and sisters having sex next to corpses and men dying while taking a shit after the collapse of 2007. It all makes sense now. You wonder where I get all my hate from and you wonder where George RR Martin gets all his depravity from? Look no further than Flushing, Queens.