Move over Angelina. Kendall Jenner just doubled up on your ass. Basically just like a car wash flap covering up the essentials. If I’m on that red carpet I’m praying harder for a big gust of wind than I’ve ever prayed for anything.
And can someone tell Kylie to stop standing next to her sister? Just stop hanging out with her. Stop being photographed with her. You wanna go places with her, fine. Just trail like 15,20 steps behind. Don’t ever get close enough that you get stomped out by her again for the 5 millionth time. Like standing by herself:
Not so bad. Kinda have a Cleopatra vibe going which is weird for a 16 year old girl:
But then you go stand next to your knockout sister and its lights out. All the sudden you look like Salma Hayek in Frida and everyone is looking at your sister’s hip bones trying to get a peek behind the curtain. First rule of life is always surround yourself with people uglier than you. Spend some time with brother Rob next red carpet and you’ll look like a superstar.