Dirt Bike Rider Biffs It After He Runs Over A Cow Who's Snoozing In The Road


I can’t think of a worse way to get woken up from a nap than to be run over by a speeding dirt bike, can you?  Maybe getting woken up by a text from your girlfriend who you secretly hate with the solar power of a billion suns who you moved in with anyway because it made financial sense that says she’s pregnant and she’s keeping it would be worse but that’s about it.  On second thought, this cow doesn’t have to worry about how bad it is I guess because he’s for sure dead, right?  You can’t just get landed on by a dirt bike that also has a human on it and was probably going 50 MPH and still live.  That’s not how this planet works.  That cow is for sure dead.