The Entire State Of New Jersey Can Frig Off For Having The Audacity To Claim They Have The Best Cheesesteaks
The thing about New Jersey is that they don't really have anything of their own to be proud of besides Bruce Springsteen. Sure, they have beaches but it's not like New Jersey actually had anything to do with that. They just happen to be geographically located along the coast. The Jersey Shore is great but it's not like New Jersey has done anything to make it better than it would have been on its own. If anything, they've made it significantly worse with all the hair product and Axe body spray lingering in the air. So with not really having anything of their own, all they do is take things from other states/cities and try to claim that they're better at them, like thinking they're better at bagels than New York. And now it appears these greasy bastards think they can just claim to have superior cheesesteaks.
Again, these are the actions of a state that doesn't have anything of their own. A state that isn't even allowed to pump their own gas. And a state that might find themselves getting invaded by Pennsylvania soon enough if the lieutenant governor has anything to say about it.
Now throughout the course of American history, we have taken things that already existed in the world and have made them better. So I can at least understand the driving force behind the state of New Jersey constantly being a pest like this. But this would be like Canada coming out of nowhere claiming that the CFL is better than the NFL. Are they kinda sorta playing the same sport? Yes they are. But give me the Kansas City Chiefs vs the Winnipeg Blue Bombers and Mahomes puts up 600 yards in the first half. There's a reason why New Jersey would call it a "Philly cheesesteak" when it's just a cheesesteak here. And that's because they're not in the same league. Show me one place in Jersey that should even be able to look directly at these cheesesteak from Angelo's, let alone compete with it.
I know the purists out there are probably shitting their pants over the peppers and broccoli rabe on this but that's one of the most beautiful thing I've ever laid my eyes upon. And even without the roasted peppers and broccoli rabe…
It's perfection. How can anything possibly be better than perfection? By the definition alone, it means that there's not a single flaw. It means that it's the best that something can possibly get. I'm not even mad at New Jersey for thinking they can produce anything better than this, I'm simply just flabbergasted at the idiocy coming out of that state. It's one of those moments where you really start to understand the majority of this world is filled with moronic, donkey-brained dolts and maybe humanity isn't nearly as advanced as we once thought.
By the way--another cheesesteak that might make the purists' heads explode but the brisket cheesesteak from Mike's BBQ is chef's kiss