Long Island 11 Year Old Wins Google Doodle Contest, Has Her Doodle Featured On The Homepage

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NBC New York – An 11-year-old Long Island girl’s drawing was featured on Google’s homepage Monday after she beat thousands of other young artists in the yearly Doodle 4 Google competition. Audrey Zhang of Levittown drew a whimsical water cleaning machine, titled “Back to Mother Nature,” for the contest, which was based on the theme “If I could invent one thing to make the world a better place.” Zhang created what she called a “transformative water purifier” that would clean dirty rivers, lakes and oceans. “I came up with this design when I learned that not everyone has clean water,” she said in a video posted Sunday by Google. “My invention can clean water at a very fast pace.” For winning the competition, Zhang received a $30,000 college scholarship and a $50,000 technology grant for her school, Island Trees Memorial Middle School. She also got to take a trip to Google’s headquarters in Mountain View, California, and received a new computer, a tablet and a T-shirt printed with her drawing. Google said it will also make a $40,000 donation in her name to a charity providing clean water to schools in Bangladesh.

Give me a fucking break. That ain’t no doodle. Thats a goddam masterpiece. Michelangelo didn’t even put this much work into the Sistine Chapel. Van Gogh wouldn’t be able to design a Google Home Page this intricate. This thing is a full blown mural. Clearly violates the very essence of a Doodling Competition. Nobody just “doodles’ a fucking transformative water purifier.” Nobody just scribbles about purified lakes and rivers for the planet earth. As far as I’m concerned there are three, maybe 4 things you can doodle:

1. The Stussy Symbol

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Three lines, three more lines, a couple diagonal lines, two triangles on top. Boom you’ve got yourself a Stussy S

2. 3-D shit

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I used to make 3-D boxes like a motherfucker. All over my Trapper Keepers and 5 Stars. Sometimes I’d even get a little bit nuts and go with more non-traditional shapes.

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A = 1/2 (b1 + b2) x h motherfuckers

3. Your own personal Doodle

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Everyone has their own go-to doodle. This is mine. Pres has Pirate Dog. Everyone’s got their own.

4. Boobs and Dicks and stuff

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You want a real Google Doodle, Google? There you go. 2 boobs, a dick, and an e made out of cum. Thats how a real doodler would design your homepage. Not some phony 11 year old who makes a fucking oil pastel masterpiece.