Obviously there are no jokes to be made in this blog. Chandler Parsons was hit by a drunk driver and is now suffering from terrible injuries. Awful. There’s not much to add right now, he’s working with doctors and they are going to monitor him and help him recover. It’ll be a hard road back but let’s hope he makes that full recovery and gets back draining 3’s.
And stop drinking and driving. Just…stop. Get an Uber. Get a taxi. Walk your ass home. Sleep on the sidewalk. Anything is a better option. Drinking and driving is the most selfish thing you can do. Just stop doing it.