Chris Paul Gets A Birthday Gift From Kelly Kapowski

Doesn’t matter if you’re white, black, Asian, Indian, whatever. Rich, poor. Fat, skinny. World class professional athlete or lazy blogger. If you’re between the ages of like 25 and 35, Kelly Kapowski holds a special place in your heart. And deep in your ballsack. A real deep, real special place in your ballsack. Now technically for me, Nicole Eggert AKA Jamie Powell from Charles in Charge was my first real crush. But for a lot of guys out there my age, Kelly Kapowski let you know you weren’t gay.

I wonder what thats like for Tiffani Amber Thiessen. She goes to sleep every night just thinking about how there’s a whole demographic of the population who she gave their first boner. Thousands upon thousands of hard dicks in the 1990s, all because of her. Hell of an accomplishment.

PS – I would be pretty disappointed getting a “Tiffani Amber Thiessen” autographed picture. You’re Kelly Kapowski, babe. Always have been, always will be.