Evander Holyfield Wins The Luis Suarez Bite Joke Contest That's Currently Taking Place On Twitter

I guess any part of the body is up for eating.

— Evander Holyfield (@holyfield) June 24, 2014

Boom!  Winner winner.  Tons of Luis Suarez bite jokes flying around Twitter right now.  TONS.  There’s more bite jokes floating around out there on the tweets right now than there are stars in the sky.  It’s easily the biggest story on the interwebs right now and people are pulling out all the stops for bite jokes.  People wracking their brains for the best joke.  I tried and failed as usual.  Well everybody can put down their smart phones and stop tweeting away because Evander Holyfield just won the whole damn thing.  The man who was victim to the most famous bite in the history of sports just won the day.  Hard to beat with his back story on biting.  It’s Holyfield’s bite joke world and we’re all just living in it.