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GoPro Footage Of The Navy Parachute Team Jumping Into Petco Park Just Gave Me The Willies

 

I don’t know what it was about this video, but I almost passed out and I wasn’t even the one jumping (glad we cleared that part up). At one point I was positive he was going to slam into the lights and electrocute himself to death, but then I remembered he’s 1000x the man I am and is not going to do that.

Furthermore, why in the hell do we live here and not in San Diego? It was 12 degrees and snowing last week. We are prone for a blizzard at any point until April, and then we have 95 degree weather with 100% humidity until October, when it will then start snowing again. Sometimes it amazes me that we all voluntarily live here.

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Fuck.