Grading Derek Jeter's Farewell Gifts: Chicago White Sox

This bench, and encasement of dirt from the infield At Comiskey

Hey Jeets congrats on a great career here’s the must uncomfortable bench you’ve ever seen in your life and a jar of dirt. These gifts are so bad they’re borderline disrespectful. Best part is you can basically just buy this online. They just had this guy slap Jeter and Yankees on one and called it a day. Farewell Mailtime on the South Side today.

Grade: F.