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Patriots Take Dolphins Best Punch, Laugh, Spit in Their Eye and Proceed To Demolish Them

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Can it get more depressing than that if you’re a Dolphins fan? You dominate the entire first half. The Patriots look totally and completely inept. You jump out to a 17-0 lead, but it feels more like it’s 100-0. You’re in total and complete control. And then boom the Patriots decide they are going to start trying and before you can blink they’ve avalanched 27 straight points right in your eyeball and made a mockery of your entire existence. That’s exactly what just happened. Just like toying with a baby except instead of a baby it’s an NFL football team. And phase 1 of reclaiming our dominance has begun. Now it’s the Sox turn.