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The Trifecta Hits! The Astros, Red Sox, And Mets Are Now Headless Snakes Without Managers

DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!! You know what that sound is folks? It's the sweet sound of the trifecta hitting. Isn't it beautiful?

Now I actually respect what the Mets did here. Do they look stupid because they hired the "perfect" manager and had to mutually agree to part ways before he even met with the whole team for spring training? Yeah they look stupid, but now at least they'll avoid the massive distraction and tons of questions that would have followed if Beltran remained the manager. To be fair I'm sure another thing would've happened over the next month in the Mets world to take over this story. I'm sure Cespedes will cook something up at his farm to top this or Syndergaard will fist fight a beat reporter. Odds are if they waited out the storm for a few weeks it would have gone away with their own stupidity, but they didn't want to risk it. Fair enough. 

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What this now means is in less than one week the Mets, Red Sox, and Astros are all headless snakes. They have no managers. It's fucking hilarious. We're a month from spring training and no one is managing those teams. That's comical. You could not have scripted this any better. 

For any Yankees fans out there confused as why there is hatred towards the Mets. I get that if you're not from the New York area I guess. If you didn't grow up with Mets fans surrounding you everyday I can understand. But if you did you should despise that fanbase. Not so much the players as much as the fans. Now who do I hate more, the Red Sox or Mets, it's obviously not close it's the Sox. Tommy and Frankie actually disagree with that, but to each their own. They don't battle Carrabis and his army everyday as much as I do. But if you're a Yankees fan and see this news and don't laugh out loud then I'm just confused. 

Mets going to Mets. I love that organization so much. The sewer rats of the world. The laughing stock of baseball. What an offseason. Give me spring training.