Horny West Point Cadet Fails His Mission To Bring Porn Actress Diamond Foxx To Winter Formal
A cadet at West Point attempted to crowdfund money to cover travel fare and hotel fees so that his favorite adult film star could be his date to the service academy's annual winter banquet.
Over the weekend a United States Military Academy student launched a GoFundMe page titled "Help Me Bring Diamond Foxxx To YWW," referring to West Point's Yearling Winter Weekend, which is held at the service academy in upstate New York.
"Diamond Foxxx agreed to go to Y dubs with me if I can pay for her plane ticket and hotel room," reads the GoFundMe page. "Problem is I'm on the yuk payroll and I have no money. Please help a young boy's dream come true."
"This is a measure to protect the values of the West Point community, as well as keep me from walking 3 billion hours (which could be inevitable as of now.)," wrote the cadet, who has not been identified.
When asked for comment on the matter, the U.S. Military Academy Public Affairs Office pushed back on claims that the cadet was ordered to shut down the page, telling Task & Purpose that "the cadet promptly removed the page from the site after consulting with his peers."
"Federal law prohibits members of the military from using their official positions for personal gain," reads the West Point statement. "This prohibition extends to using or appearing to use ones military status to solicit gifts of money."
This is extremely disappointing. If there's one thing that the military community loves, it's a star in their midst. West Point probably values the presence of a porn star more than any other college in the country. Every West Pointer I know, male or female, is big horny. These people on the cold banks of the Hudson should have the ability to raise the funds to have a night of clean ole MILF-loving fun.
What does it hurt? People know the boundries at these kinda things. It's not like the cadets will be THTF (Too Horny To Function). They will mind their P's and Q's and do the right thing.
Truth be known, this isnt the first time I've heard of a porn goddess being turned away by our military brass. Rumor has it that at one Marine Corps Ball in California, longtime stoolie Tito Ortiz was invited to be the guest of honor. At the time, Tito was married to Jenna Jamison.
Well, in 2006, there was nothing hotter in the Marine Corps streets than the cinematic adventure known as Briana Loves Jenna. Dicks had to go to the ER because of that DVD. Beaten nearly to death.
Well, the higher-ups knew what was happening so they canceled Tito and therefore his wife as well. Sad to see. The troops were disappointed just like all my young little babies are at West Point.
Just wait until the President gets wind of this. I have a feeling he won't take this lightly. If anyone enjoys a little porn star goofin, it's the CiC. (Commander In Chief)
PS. Briana Loves Jenna was my first real experience with movie porn. Things happened in that video that changed the course of my life. I had no idea you could wear a fake penis and use it on someone else. YOU CAN and the evidence is in that film which you can watch in full right here.
