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How About Jose Canseco Bragging That He Just Won An Over 50 Men's Softball Tourney When He's 49?

 

 

 

Hey Jose, congrats on that big senior softball W! Glad to see at such an old age you’ve still got a knack for the long ball. Wait, what’s that? Oh yeah

 

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You’re 49. Come on dude, no one like’s a cheater. No one likes that high school/college kid who shows up to men’s league and still has “stamina” and “endurance” and the energy to actually try the whole game. Can’t be some young gun out on the senior diamond who doesn’t need a blue pill to get a hard dick, even though you definitely do because you’ve had more testosterone course through your veins than Hercules would had in 50 lifetimes. But that doesn’t change the fact that it’s a dick move. Not cool at all. Can’t go out there and reverse Danny Almonte the good people of Ocala and you can rest assured I’m putting an asterisk next to that upset of the number 1 team in the softball nation. Don’t care if you write another book and say most people in men’s league softball are actually under-5o and blow the lid off the whole racket. The asterisk stays.

 

 

 

PS – Wasn’t all home runs and handjobs for Jose last night though

 

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That’s Karma, amigo. Look it up.