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You Can Smell Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina For $63

(Yahoo)–Not content with her recent launch of the £5,000 Goop cruise, Gwyneth Paltrow has added another unique product to her online store.

This one might be slightly more niche than a cruise.

The “This smells like my vagina” candle is available for £57 – and has already sold out.

What started out as a joke between perfumer, Douglas Little and Gwyneth Paltrow turned into a best-selling candle.

SOLD OUT. Sorry, perverts. There are probably people who would pay a LOT more than $63 to smell Paltrow’s vagina. I bet some people would even trade lead roles in prominant movies for a whiff. Instead, she’s bottling that up and letting it waft through the home of any Tom, Dick, and Harry with a credit card and quick fingers at check-out. I am NOT one of them. Sure, I am curious, but not enough to spend money on because this description was a HUGE turn-off

According to the ingredients, Gwyneth’s vulva candle smells like “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed”.

The “cedar” smell must be from the stick up her ass. I haven’t given much thought to which women in Hollywood I’d want a vagina scented candle from, but I can promise you that Gwyneth Paltrow is towards the bottom of the list. That description is so perfectly Paltrow. Not from a scent perspective but Paltrow always struck me as the hoity toity type. Maybe it’s because she did Shakespeare In Love. Maybe because she named her kid Apple like an asshole. She just strikes me as the Hollywood elite that I want nothing to do with. 10 minutes of missionary and then an apology(that’s all sex with me but you get the point). Not exactly the type that screams “smelll my vagina” for 63 bucks.