This is obviously a dire situation, and there isn’t much room to joke about it. Here’s a USA Today link to a bunch of different donation sites, along with www.wires.org which is Australia’s wildlife rescue effort. Have at it and donate whatever you can
ANYWAYS, onto the funny stuff – some of the methods people are using to entice people to donate are objectively creative and even hilarious. Take this dildo for instance – they’ve sold more than their goal of $10,000 already and it’s only been on sale a few days. Love it. That said, the thought of selling a dildo shaped like a continent to help combat wildfires will make any normal person laugh. Sex sells but humor sells even more, especially when you’re combining the two for a good cause, which is what all of this is for. I do not give a fuck how people raise money, whether it’s sex or something else.
Oh, and these two responses to Geeky Sex Toys’ tweet were 4 baggers. Touch em all, these tweets had me rolling:
The koala’s face is fucking perfect. Laugh out loud funny. And this was just the latest of a many methods people have used sex to help out Australia with their shitty situation. Just ask Playmate Jaylene Cook. She’s selling nudes of herself on Patreon where all proceeds go to the Australian fires:
I don’t have any figures on how much she’s raised, but guarantee it’s a good amount. Good for her.
As is our girl “the naked philanthropist”, who’s family disowned her for raising over $500,000 as of a week ago for selling her nudes online:
and then finally our girl Riley Reed joining the party and doing the same, even though we can see her getting gang banged for free at the click of a button:
whatever works! And sex works. Doesn’t matter if it’s a dildo or a nude or a fleshlight, anything to help our friends down under out.