I Have A Life Changing Discovery To Share With Everyone
A few weeks ago, I went back home to Jersey and discovered a spaceship-like device sitting on my mom's countertop. I didn't touch the thing, because I didn't wanna break it (and I assumed it was somehow used to make food, which I generally take no part in), so I let it be. Grabbed my Mini Bites from the cabinet and kept it movin'.
When my mom got home, however, she started telling me about this piece of equipment she'd recently purchased, and it started sounding like music to my ears. It wasn't a hard-to-control spaceship at all. It was an Air Fryer!
What is an Air Fryer, you ask? It's this little fuckin' spaceship that cooks just about anything and everything you could ever imagine! Seriously!
You throw some frozen chicken in there, crank the knob to your desired temperature, and a couple minutes later you're in business with the crispiest nugs you've ever tasted. You order fries takeout and they show up too soggy? Pop em in the Air Fryer for a few and they're revived back to life. You get some Omaha Steaks using one of Barstool's promo codes? YOU CAN MAKE THAT SHIT TOO! I'm talking eggrolls, hashbrowns, empanadas, cannolis, pizza, salmon, burgers, mozzarella sticks, turkey breast...ANYTHING! It's an insane machine, and has quite literally changed the way I live my life over the last few months.
I mean - I've literally only ordered food ONCE since getting mine! Before that, my delivery habits were...a bit crazy. I've lived in the city for a little over two years now, and I've ordered myself dinner from Seamless/Postmates/GrubHub/Uber Eats 99.99999% of those nights. That's something like $20-30 per meal here. I know, I know, that was a dumb way to live and a major waste of money or whatever...but I know. I get that now. That's why I'm writing this blog.
This Air Fryer has changed my life, and I think it could change yours too. I genuinely couldn't recommend buying one enough if you're a lazy fuck like me, and wanted to pass on the knowledge that I now have.
P.S. We're going LIVE on Twitch for our Monday stream now (and we'll be on from 2-4pm) so come hang out!