6 Foot 8 Brazilian Woman Engaged To Her 5 Foot 4 Boyfriend

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Daily MailBrazil’s loftiest teen is set to become the world’s tallest bride after her compact fiancee popped the big question. Aspiring model Elisany da Cruz Silva – who is a staggering 6ft 8ins tall – has been dating 5ft 4ins Francinaldo da Silva Carvalho for more than three years. Despite a massive 1ft 4ins between them, Francinaldo had no problem increasing the distance by dropping to one knee after a romantic stroll along the beach. The lovestruck pair have shared a small home in the Brazilian town of Salinopolis for one year and are hoping to soon hear the pitter patter of tiny feet. Elisany is so stuck on having a child that she is willing to adopt if she does not fall pregnant soon – despite being only 18. The youngster is worried that she may not conceive because of a form of gigantism that was caused when a tumour grew on her pituitary gland.  Despite this the couple are still looking forward to a long and happy life together. Remembering the romantic proposal, Elisany said: ‘I told him many times, ‘do not ask me to marry you because my answer will be no’ – I think that’s what he was thinking. ‘I was so nervous when I saw him there. I don’t even know how I coped.’ Construction worker Francinaldo added: ‘I have always wanted to go out with a tall girl and she came and fitted into that perfectly.’

Remember Elisany? I blogged about her and her pygmy boyfriend a while back. Well looks like they’re getting engaged. All 12 feet of them. First of all I’d like to point out that 69ing for this couple fucking sucks. Its virtually impossible. Aside from a standing 69 where she holds him up it ain’t happening. So as far as I can tell its me, Francinaldo, and Elisany on Team No 69.

But secondly I’m trying to figure out who this is worse for. When I originally blogged it, I explained that Elisany is about as pretty as a lady giant can get. She’s got a nice body and a decent face she’s just huge. Stretched out like Mr. Fantastic. And on the flip side Francinaldo the pygmy is just giving a big old middle finger to his height insecurity. But now this shit is for life. Permanent. So who has the short end of the stick here. Chicks hate short dudes. Hate them with the fire of a thousand suns. So when you’re 6 foot 8 do you really despise a 5 foot 4 dude? Are you just dreaming of getting stuffed by the Roy Hibberts of the world every night? Or have you made peace that theres a 99.9% chance you end up with a man shorter than you? And Francinaldo…he says he always wanted to go out with a tall girl, but does anyone really wanna marry a 6 foot 8 Amazon? Like I’d also want to have sex with a black woman that doesn’t mean I want to marry Sharkeisha. I think at the end of the day hes the one marrying a freak so he’s the loser here. Yes, its very inconvenient for her that she married down to a 5 foot 4 guy, but he’s just a short guy. Very short. But not a freak by definition. You never wanna marry a carny.