Andrew Bogut Says The Cardboard Beds At The 2020 Olympics Are A Good Idea Until All The Orgies Happen There

[Source] - Australian basketball player Andrew Bogut warned organisers about the destruction that awaited beds once athletes finished competing.

"Great gesture... until the athletes finish their said events and the 1000's of condoms handed out all over the village are put to use," he was quoted. "As long as they stick to just two people in the bed, they should be strong enough to support the load," he pointed out.

I don't think any website has blogged more about the beds at the 2020 Olympics and that my folks is what makes Barstool special. Where else can you get coverage about beds at the Olympics like Barstool? Nowhere! So let me add one more to the arsenal after reading this Andrew Bogut interview, who actually thinks the cardboard beds are a good idea. 

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Here's the other thing - Bogut is 100% right. Olympic Village is an absolute fuck fest. You are surrounded by world class athletes that are damn good looking too. Do you know how easy it is get horned up in the Village? You can live out any fantasy you want - want to hook up with an Asian fella/lady? Bam, go flirt with Japan athletes. Want to hook up with a Brazilian gal/guy? Boom, go watch their soccer match and then hit them up in Olympic Village. There's a reason hundreds of thousands of condoms get passed around Olympic Village. 

I can't wait to hear the news report when someone has to miss an event or is banged up for an event due to a sex injury. This also just shows why the USA is lightyears ahead of everyone. There's a 100% chance Team USA basketball stays on a yacht again. All those other broke bois will be sleeping on cardboard while the Real Team USA (not this Team Shamrock bullshit that can't medal at the World Cup) parties on a yacht and has safe sex on real beds. 

Olympics: where the world can cum together.