Jimmy Johnson Just Got Moved To Tears After Finding Out He Was Voted Into The Hall Of Fame On Live TV

I say this as a Giants fan that hates pretty much every single thing involving the Dallas Cowboys that does not include their incredible run in football mediocrity over the last 20 years. But watching Jimmy getting a personal invitation to beautiful Canton, Ohio in the middle of summer on live TV while Troy started shedding tears like Joe Buck did after Randy Moss mooned the Lambeau faithful 15 years ago was fucking AWESOME.  

Think about how awesome Jimmy Johnson's life is. He is worth millions of dollars, has two Super Bowl rings, one National Championship, is known for having great hair, gets paid to talk football every Sunday with guys he seems to genuinely be friends with, spends the offseason doing rich person shit like fishing on giant boats, and swindled the Vikings so thoroughly in the Herschell Walker trade that they made a 30 For 30 about it.

For him to give that type of reaction tells you just how much that gold jacket and what I imagine will be a very handsome bust means to him. David Baker dropping in from the clouds during NFL broadcasts as the Hall of Fame's personal Gene Parmesan in pretty much my favorite thing on the planet, just like he did yesterday for Bill Cowher.

Like I said in that blog, I need more David Baker pulling stunts like this on unsuspecting Hall of Famers, preferably on an NFL Network version of Punk'd. Have him jump out of novelty cakes, air conditioning vents, and anywhere else that can fit a man of that size. Because the new Hall of Famers reactions to seeing him will be electric every single time as will my reaction from home.

Now lets send it to Big D (lol) to see how Jerruh is reacting to the news of the guy that made the Cowboys relevant is going to Canton as he tries to convince himself Mike McCarthy is going to the one to bring the Cowboys back to greatness.