The Sun — Anne Arundel County police charged a Laurel man in a gas station armed robbery after identifying his shoes during a shoplifting arrest. Dave Adams Benissan, 23, of Russett, was arrested Wednesday after being caught shoplifting at the Corridor Marketplace Target store. Police recognized Benissan’s shoes as matching those worn by a man with a handgun seen on surveillance video robbing a BP gas station in the 3300 block of Laurel Fort Meade Road March 22. Because of the match with the surveillance description of the armed robbery suspect, detectives searched Benissan’s residence, finding items that linked him to the robbery, including clothing and a black pellet handgun. Benissan was then charged with the armed robbery.
It goes without saying, but the first thing I thought of when I saw his mugshot was “there’s no way they’d be able to identify him”. That run of the mill look of his, how would they ever find him? Rookie mistake wearing flashy shoes. Pretty much day 1 stuff. Never rob a place while wearing flashy shoes.
But if we can talk about his face real quick, I am absolutely mesmerized by this guy’s facial tattoos. Been staring at them for hours as if they’re some sort of Egyptian hieroglyphics. There has to be a pattern right? You don’t just get a D, a 3, and a cross on your face without some sort of subliminal meaning behind it. You just don’t. There’s a deeper story here than your everyday armed robbery, and I’m DYING to know what it is. Can we get Dan Brown on the line and start getting to the bottom of this please? I tossed and turned in my sleep all last night, symbols and shapes flashing to no end. Everytime I look into his eyes, I can’t help but think he’s trying to tell us something. Maybe it’s something badass, or maybe he’s just a big fan of Alphabits. Maybe he just lost a bet, I dunno. Whatever it is, I’d like to sit down with him over a game of Perfection and get to the bottom of this.
PS- Facial tattoo people are fucking NUTS. I don’t put up with anyone touching my face, let alone have somebody burn elaborate images on it. Thanks, but no thanks.