BREAKING: Tiger's Coming Back!

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Happy Friday!  Well I’m all boned up now.  Break out the Denny’s waitresses and blonde porn stars.  Bring’em out.  Your boy Tiger Woods is set to return to competitive next week at the Quicken Loans National tournament and I couldn’t be more excited.  I have zero problem admitting that I’m a Tiger apologist through and through.  I love the guy.  I don’t care that he hasn’t won a major since 2008.  I don’t care that he did what every famous athlete does and plowed through porn stars on a regular basis.  I don’t care that people think he’s done winning majors.  Those people suck and don’t believe in a little thing called redemption.  Are his best days behind him?  Of course.  The moments he gave us in the late 90’s and into the 2000’s are things I’ll never ever forget.  Moments of greatness that our generation will probably never see again.  But do I still think he has at least a few more major championships in him?  Hell fucking yes.  Not to mention golf is roughly a billion times more interesting when Tiger’s involved.  I love golf anyway but there’s nothing quite like a tournament (especially a major) when Tiger is within striking distance on Saturday and Sunday.  It doesn’t get much better than that in sports period.  I’m excited about this news.  I’m really excited.

While it’s awesome that he’s playing next week it’s mostly exciting because this means he’s going to play in a couple majors this year.  That seemed impossible just a few weeks ago.  It’s all about the majors to Eldrick.