Doctors Warn Against A Growing Trend Where People Are Using Toothpaste As Lube
Mirror- Over the last few months, a number of posts have cropped up on Reddit detailing people’s experiences of using toothpaste as a lubricant during masturbation or sex – and they sound incredibly painful. You would think that most people would know better than to try this out for themselves at home, but apparently not. As such, a medical expert has stepped in to warn people of the dangers that can occur if you put toothpaste anywhere other than your teeth. Dr Shree Datta, a consultant in Obstetrics and Gynaecology for MyHealthcare Clinic, revealed how the product can cause infections or even chemical burns if used on the genitals. Speaking to Mirror Online, she said: “Toothpaste can contain ingredients such as bleaching agents, peppermint or scented oils, which can be irritating or abrasive.
Just a heads up here, don’t use toothpaste as lube. Don’t do it! No I’m not a doctor but actual doctors are warning against the use of toothpaste as lube so you should listen to them. You either should a) stop doing it or b) don’t try it at all. Every person in the world falls into one of those two categories. Either you’re currently squeezing Colgate onto your penis before sexual intercourse OR you haven’t done it, but have thought about it, but you still shouldn’t do it. It’s gonna hurt your dick and hurt whatever you’re deciding to stick that outrageous toothpaste-covered thing.
People really do be fucking in the weirdest of ways. Toothpaste! By. Any. Means. Necessary. That should be the slogan when it comes to humans and their never-ending desire to have sex. Toothpaste! A couple months ago I was having a conversation with Frankie Borrelli about mint chocolate chip ice cream and how I think mint-flavored items should be confined to the bathroom. I told him #KeepMintInTheBathroom and that hashtag can now be applied when a person is deciding whether or not to use toothpaste as a lubricant for sex. And don’t try and find a loophole like having butt sex in the shower, don’t do that. Basically #KeepMintInTheBathroomAndOffYourDick is a good hashtag to live by. Avoid any and all situations where toothpaste is a viable option for lube. Doctor’s orders.