Sure, Tammy Hembrow Had An Entire Sports Team Slide Into Her DMs But So Have I

In totally relatable news that Reags already covered - Australian Tammy Hembrow has entire sports teams sliding into her DMs...

First of all, scrolling through her photos I get it… She's a confident, gorgeous go-getter with10.5M Instagram followers, famous friends like Kylie Jenner, her own fitness app & clothing line…  

And that's great for Tammy, it really is. I'm happy for her & that flex of entire teams in the DMs. But I do have to say it's not that special. 

In fact just this morning I had an entire team slide in my DMs so…

And at first I was a little bummed out. Tammy's getting what most likely are millionaire celeb athletes hitting her up & I get Mudds Bar beer softball league in Terra Haute? Upon investigation, not great initially…. 

BUT WAIT…. After stumbling on their holiday party photo I'm feeling pretty good about it. I mean, holy smokeshows, Batman….! Look at this team! And they ALL want ME:

Kate: 1, Tammy: uh, well like 10,000 if we're comparing. But still… not bad on my end.

*If you're still reading this for some ungodly reason, no I did not spend a solid 20 minutes this morning making a burner Instagram account for a fake Terra Haute softball beer league based out of a bar that does not exist. It's called integrity. Look it up sometime, nerds.