I'm Less Concerned With The Outcome Of The Game After Seeing This Kid With Balls Of Steel

Hey bro, I know you’re a youngster & might think you’re in “friendly confines”. But you’re in Philly. The city that rains snowballs at Santa and vomit on little girls. I hope your dad is Chuck Norris or something, because I’m not sure you’re gonna make it out of Wells Fargo alive. Kid could be a goner already. Godspeed, little buddy.