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30 Dead Cats Found Hanging From A Tree In Garbage Bags In Yonkers



NY Post – More than 30 dead cats were discovered decomposing inside plastic bags that were hanging from trees in an abandoned lot in Yonkers on Thursday, a report said. The macabre display was discovered at around 10 a.m. when workers arrived at the location to clean up the lot, according to the website Vocativ. The dead cats were strewn all over the trees as if they had been part of a twisted ritual. “They were placed in small shopping bags, the plastic bags that you might get from an A&P or a ShopRite, and then they were hung from a tree,” Ernie Lungaro, director of humane law enforcement at ASPCA, told the site. The animals had been there a while. Some of the cat carcasses were severely decomposed, Lungaro said. The ASPCA said that they would perform necropsies on the animal. Local police were investigating the incident to try and determine who killed the cats.

Well happy fucking Friday! Nothing to kick off your weekend like 30 dead cats in trash bags dangling from trees in Yonkers. I mean nobody likes cats but you gotta be one sick pup to kill a bunch of them and string em up in the trees like a bunch of goddam piñatas.

And you can just go ahead and add it to the list as reason number 50,000 why Yonkers fucking sucks. Nothing there but the DMV, parking tickets, and now apparently dead cats hanging from tree branches swinging in the breeze. Rather go to Carcosa and make flowers with Erol than spend another minute in Yonkers.