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How Sexy Is The Direct TV Marionette?

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Weirdest commercial in the game, but you know what? She’s kinda doin it for me. Just further proof that there’s something primal and innate inside men that automatically makes a skinny blonde with a tiny waist and big tits attractive. Even if she’s a marionette like Pinocchio.

Plus looks like shes a really domesticated type of chick. Bringing out lemonade for her man and his friend. Obviously she was a little but messy with it but she’s flat out sexy and has the right attitude.

Would.