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Craigslist Ad Of The Day - Brooklyn - I will pay you $175 to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles wearing a bathing suit

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CraigslistI will pay you $175 to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles wearing a bathing suit

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will give you the keys while we meet, and you will go to my apartment thereafter.

It will require a 30 minute soak.

The noodles will be cooked and therefore slippery.

Do not bring any sauce. I will season the sauce after I get home prior to dinner.

I don’t wanna sound like a Poor here, but this is just about the easiest $175 you’re ever gonna make as a chick. There are women out there who get 90% naked and grind their butt on dude’s dicks for $20. There are women out there that will do unspeakable things in parking lots and alleys for like $10 a pop. This is $175 just to sit in a bathtub full of noodles for 30 mins. Thats a $350 per hour rate! Sure, its a little gross. I remember when I was in elementary school and we used to do a haunted house and you put your hand inside those orange pumpkins and felt a bunch of wet spaghetti and you thought you were touching brains. Admittedly it can’t be too enjoyable to sit in a tub completely submerged in that slimy shit. But for $175 I’m pretty sure you can manage. Nobody will even be watching you (except for the hidden camera) and you don’t even need to bring your own sauce!

Most likely because this dude is doing to cum all over these noodles after you leave. Stick his dick right in this bathtub full of human flavored raman. Whatever. You will be long gone with your 175 bucks. And at least he didn’t make you shave his ass in a bathtub full of Pepto Bismol.