Happy New Year From Papa John

One of our gambling sponsors should have a line one whether Papa John survives January 2020. I got it at -190 survival and +230 death. Something about the way he said “50 Pizzas 30 Days” twice that makes me think he doesn’t have much longer. Like a glitch in the matrix or some shit. And when he does you better believe I’m gonna drown myself in garlic sauce. Say what you want about that guy but holy fuck does he know garlic sauce. Also what kinda pizza does he eat? I want to say meat lovers just because you know he drives a hummer and hummer guys love meat lovers but same time I know he loves peppers and mushroom. Look at that face. That’s a peppers and mushroom face. Happy new year b