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Jason Garrett And The Rest Of The Cowboys Coaching Staff Have Sadly (Allegedly) Been Let Go :(

Sad times out of Dallas. It is with a heavy heart I am blogging that the entire Cowboys coaching staff has been fired by the always logical and practical Jerry Jones. He didn’t keep some coaches that were actually good, nay, he tossed the entire operation in the garbage and is planning on coaching the entire team himself, I presume. Offensive coordinator wunderkind genius Kellen Moore- gone. Always innovative 70 year old defensive coordinator Rod Marinelli- gone. And the GOAT himself, the clapman, the motivator among motivators, Jason Garrett- sadly, sadly gone.

Quite funny to think of Jerry Jones at a boardroom table just losing losing his old ass mind and deciding everyone is fired, while his kids and advisors just look down like “oh what the fuck”.

Be a real shame if this now had a domino effect on Dak and Amari staying or leaving. Be a real shame if neither of them wanted to stick around that mess in Dallas and then they were stuck with no QB, an inexperienced head coach, and Zeke’s $90 million contract. A real shame indeed. Thank god I’m a Redskins fan.

One more time for old time’s sake:

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PS: After I finished writing this blog this tweet came out:

So for the sake of the blog let’s just assume that’s the “you’re fired” meeting.