The Love Triangle Between Dan Snyder, Alex Smith, And Bruce Allen Is At "High School Break-Up" Levels Of Awkwardness

Fucking yikes bro! That’s like when you see your ex with her new guy and you look down at your phone and look the other way. Incredible how similar those situations are. Dan Snyder has replaced Bruce Allen with Alex Smith as his new parrot on his shoulder, and boy was them passing each other in the back hallway awkward. Ben summarized it nicely:

I wouldn’t be shocked if he has that guy running along side the car like what’s his name in North Korea

I’m sure they won’t stay mad at each other long though. They’re Lil Dan Dan and Brucey! They carved each other’s initials into Satan’s bedpost the night they met in Hell before they were sent back to Earth to ruin our lives. I’m sure Bruce will whisper sweet nothings into Dan’s ear before too long and be back to cupping his balls in no time.

Wait did I just romanticize the Dan Snyder/Bruce Allen relationship? I’m sorta joking, but kinda not. They really have a weird freaking relationship and I don’t think it’s even close to being over. Where Alex Smith fits into it, that’s something we will wait and find out. But if he turns up dead facedown somewhere, we’ll know why. As Redskins Park turns…