Thank God, The Browns Have Fired Freddie Kitchens!!!
THERE IS A GOD.
Lots of people were saying that the Browns owed Freddie Kitchens another year because this franchise has run through coaches like the refs ran through flags last night in the Buckeyes game, but I am so happy to see that Mr. Haslem and John Dorsey have made the tough decision of getting rid of a certified moron from being our head coach.
Let’s not lie about it….I wanted Freddie Kitchens. I liked his fat, fun loving attitude because Baker liked his fat, fun loving attitude. But it has become apparent over the last 16 weeks that the ONLY person dumber on this planet than Hue Jackson is the person we hired to replace him. Freddie Kitchens is not a bad person, but he is 1000% completely unfit to be a head coach. How crazy is it that we hired the two dumbest humans on earth as our last two head coaches?
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Regardless, this is a great day to be a Browns fan. Rumors surfaced earlier that we needed to beat the Bengals for Freddie to keep his job. Ummm, if you’re letting someone keep their job because they beat a 1-14 Cincinnati team, then you need to be fired too. But thank god the players got the memo. The Browns embarrassingly lost today and now we’re in search of a head coach. Great job today Cleveland, were now picking in the Top 10 and we now get to find the best coaching prospect out there.
There is no question that Cleveland will be the prominent coaching destination this offseason. At the end of this embarrassing season, we still return Baker, Chubb, Jarvis, and OBJ on offense, and we still have perhaps the most talented defensive player in Myles Garrett (hopefully). This roster should attract rope of the line head coach candidates.
Gut reaction, give me Ron Rivera or Mike McCarthy. Someone that will demand respect from this roster that has talent to win a Super Bowl but needs a true LEADER. Or honestly, give me Jim Harbaugh. That’s a win win for Cleveland. If he wins, woohoo!!!! The Browns are a winner. If he loses, join the club, and it’s just another reason you can’t trust a Michigan man.
Oh yeah….and if he’s interested….BRING HOME URBAN MEYER!!!