Kevin Harlan Is The GOAT

You can’t beat Kevin Harlan. You just can’t. You throw anything at him he’s going to handle it with class, aplomb, and the inability to control his decibels. You put a squirrel on the field? He’s ready. If someone spills a beer at a basketball game? He’s ran that situation through his mind a million times and has been waiting in the weeds for it to pop off. Two games across the country from one another with one team clinching home field and the other losing to the lowly Dolphins in embarrassing fashion? He could do that in his sleep. ALL HAIL KING HARLAN.