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I Don't Want Any Funny Business Tonight, Clemson

Well that was the longest 21 days of my entire life. Can you imagine what Jim Tressel felt like when the Buckeyes had 41 days off between beating Michigan and winning the 2002 National Championship vs. Miami? I cannot believe that used to be a thing. But thank god we are finally here. It's finally the day of the most anticipated game in College Football Playoff history: #2** Ohio State vs. #3 Clemson.

Here's the thing folks: contrary to what the crooked and biased media has been telling you, both teams playing in tonight's game are actually really good. It's not all Clemson like they've been picking on TV. Ohio State isn't too shabby either. I know Dabo and the Tigers are the defending national champions and are on a 28 game winning streak, but can we give at least a little respect to the 13-0 Big Ten Champions that have 2** Heisman finalists, are scoring a school record 48.7 points per game, and are outscoring their opponents 633-163 (and we played a real schedule)?


No. The answer is no. This team cannot get ANY respect. From anybody.

I mean, is the only person in the entire world that will pick the Buckeyes Ohio's commander in chief, Urban Meyer? The only other breathing thing I've seen pick Ohio State is that stupid (or smart) orangutan. So how exactly is Clemson playing the disrespected card in this one? Round the troops, folks. It looks like it's Ohio vs. The World (Part 100000). Fortunately, Ohio is 100000-0 in these battles.

The fact of the matter is that both of these teams are extremely talented, and either one is capable of winning the whole thing. If either team is on their A-game tonight, it could be a blowout. If both teams bring their best, well we are in for a treat. Regardless, even though some one has to lose, NO ONE should hang their heads after this one. Both teams have had incredible seasons and should be proud. Even though some idiots on the internet will proceed to do so, NEITHER of these teams deserve to be called frauds if they lose tonight. Except Clemson. Their schedule was so trash that I can't wait for the Buckeyes to expose these chumps on a national stage.

Anyways, the point of this blog is that the hype surrounding this game tonight is so deservedly great that I PRAY that both teams respect the game in front of the millions of kids and viewers watching at home. Tonight should be a celebration of the great sport of football, and I hope both teams act with class. You know what, I don't even need to say this to both teams. Ohio State has never had an incident while playing Clemson. But unfortunately that truth does not go both ways. I want no funny business from Clemson this year, specifically pointing to the grotesuqe actions from the Tiger players last time we met up.

What a shame. I can't even remember what happened in that game because my memory is so clouded by this unfortunate and disgusting incident. Poking buttholes? Grow up. I don't want any funny business tonight, Clemson.

Ohio State 35 - Clemson 14