Shaquem Griffin's Got A Trick Up His Sleeve When He Plays Rock, Paper, Scissors

I’ve never met Shaquem Griffin. Don’t know him personally. Never as much as uttered a syllable in the same state as him to my knowledge. What I do know is that Shaquem Griffin LOVES pulling the nub card in the middle of a good ol’ fashioned game of rock, paper, scissors. I’m honestly surprised he slow rolled it as long as he did in this match. You know from the onset he wanted to go nub but he held back, seeing if he could beat Luke Willson fair and square. No dice. Stalemate. Locked in a match of wits. That’s when he dug shallow and pulled out the nub. Luke never saw it coming. And, to Griffin’s point, nub could be anything. You don’t know what he would have thrown if he had the full gauntlet to his advantage. Nub could be anything and everything. You throw rock? Bam, nub is paper. You throw scissors? Obviously rock, it’s a fucking nub look at it. Paper? Buddy this is a dagger, even better than scissors, you could use this sucker to hang your town bulletin up. Willson never stood a chance up against this ace in the hole.