Long Island Nursing Home Caught Hiring Strippers For Their Residents

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NY Post – The elderly residents of a Long Island nursing home saw their shuffleboards replaced by washboard abs when they were subjected to a low-rent Chippendale’s striptease in the facility’s rec room, a new lawsuit claims. The son of one resident, 85-year-old Bernice, was shocked when he showed up for a visit and found a picture of his mom stuffing dollar bills — which are supposed to be locked away in her commissary account — into a dancer’s briefs. The image also showed several of Bernice’s fellow residents at the East Neck Nursing Center in West Babylon looking on with a mix of shock and delight as the dancers bumped and ground for their amusement.Bernice’s family immediately expressed their outrage to the staff — but were ignored, according to the suit. “Plaintiff Bernice was placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and placing his body and limbs, over [her],” the suit states. Her family attorneys, John Ray and Vesselin Mitev, state in the complaint that her son, Franklin, found the offensive photograph among her belongings during a January visit. The irate son confronted a nurse, but the staffer lunged at him and tried to snatch the picture away, the suit states. A nurse later told another of the victim’s sons that the strip show was an “entertainment event” for the patients and was done in “good faith,” according to the suit. “Hiring male stippers to perform for the defendant’s nursing-home patients was a serial occurrence,” the suit claims. “Bernice has lived 85 years as a traditional Baptist, hard-working, lady . . . And now she has been defiled,” Ray said.

“Bernice has lived 85 years as a traditional Baptist, hard-working, lady, and now she has been defiled?” Get the fuck out of town. Bernie loved every single second of that striptease. I bet if she had her druthers she’d take a facial from a dude in a giant mascot bear head. All the other girls in the background cheering her. I mean if you were a traditional Baptist woman for 85 years you’d probably wanna cut loose before you kicked the bucket too. Would you rather backgammon and pinochle today? Or have some stripper flip-flopping his cock in your face? Not to sound gay but I’d probably rather have stripper dick in my face if I was an old black lady about to die.

I know its gotta be tough when you’re a son and you see your mom shoving George Washingtons down some dude’s nutsack but let Mama Dukes have some fun before she checks out. Yea she was “confused and bewildered” because she probably hadn’t seen any dick since the Truman Administration but thats not necessarily a bad thing. Granny is disoriented because she’s craving one last dose of D.