Wake Up With The Story Of Festivus

We made it, folks. We made it to the day you can air all your grievances and challenge someone to a feats of strength. Do I have grievances? Buddy, you betcha - starting with that jackass James Dolan. I'd like to give him a word or two. But it's December 23 and we're just two days away from Christmas and a full day of drinking, eating and watching basketball (or, in other words, a regular Saturday just with gifts). But it's important to learn from the past and there's no more important history lesson than this from Frank Costanza. Happy Festivus everyone, except for you James Dolan.