I'm Reporting General Smitty To HR After He Called Wario A Fat Fuck Yesterday

ERRONEOUS!

Smitty could say all the bullshit he wants when it comes to this- he wasn’t talking about me, he was talking solely about Wario…blah, blah, blah. But we all know what he meant. I whipped his ass right off a bridge at Yoshi Valley and this was his way of lashing out at me. Disgusting. Well, the joke’s on him as he now has to answer to HR.

Come hangout in Twitch all day as I give him the work in Mario Kart with the support of me long lost brother Wario.

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PS- I don’t even know if we have an HR department.