Adam Schefter Breaking XFL News Exploded My Brain

Schefter you smooth son of a bitch! Now we’re all going to remember where we were when Arrion Springs got traded for Jalen Collins. Straight up CB for CB, huge move. It also makes me laugh a bit because these guys are making like $13/hour and probably already signed leases for apartments in their new cities, and now have to pick up and move across the country to play for a league that might not even be around by next Easter.

But I’ll tell you what, I never knew Schefter breaking XFL trade news could confuse and excite me this much, but it is. I love that someone in the XFL got Schefty’s number, sent a big check, and got him to start tweeting out XFL news like it’s no big deal. It’s fantastic.

I have to wonder if Goodell is going to get furious with him now. It would not shock me if he’s now going to start sending Ian Rapoport the scoops from the league office as a form of punishment. Definitely would not put it past him.

My DC Defenders are gearing up nicely for a championship run. Do you recall what the original NFL called their version of the Super Bowl? Dig deep for this one, it’s a good trivia question to stump your friends with. It was called theeeeeee

But originally it was called, and I’m not joking, “The Big Game At The End”.

My prediction for the XFL? It’s gonna stink! Real bad! But I also predict it’ll have multiple (as in at least 2) seasons because Vince sold so much WWE stock to fund it that he’s not going to give up this time. He’s richer than ever and he’d rather waste another $500 million than admit failure a second time. I can’t wait. DC Defenders have Cardale Jones at QB so I expect to bring another championship to DC come *insert when the XFL championship game is here*. #OurYear