"His Stroke Is Weak" — The Internet Is Bullying ASAP Rocky For Having A Bad Sex Tape

("Who stinks at sex?")

NY POST - It appears A$AP Rocky’s got some “f–kin’ problems.”

The internet seemed very unimpressed by an alleged sex tape of the rapper, which leaked onto the Pornhub website sometime Wednesday.

“asap rocky and this weak ass sex tape is making me so sad,” a fan tweeted. Another wrote, “Just saw Asap Rocky’s sex tape and it was super duper wack. Don’t even waste your time looking for it. His stroke is weak.”

“impeach asap rocky for that sextape,” someone else joked, while one more added, “ASAP Rocky’s sex tape was more disappointing than my grades this semester.”

Man I knew cyberbullying was rough, but it's still tough to see someone get dragged like this — especially about such a personal, private act. Butt naked in your bed, you at your most vulnerable, and the whole world is pointing and laughing at your reportedly weak soft dick. Brutal.

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Even the guys who were trying to help out gave up halfway through.

I mean you know it's bad when a guy who literally named himself "Weird Dick" says your dick sucks.

This guy is a literal sex addict. He stays sober by having a shitload of sex. He had orgies starting at age 13. He had three separate three-woman orgies at SXSW. Few men out there have the acumen and experience with heterosexual sexual intercourse that ASAP has. At this point he should be a living Sex God. 

But just like your favorite coach always says — the tape don't lie. ASAP Softy with the weak stroke and super duper wack fuck moves. You'd hate to see a reputation like that stick after all the hard (more like semi-hard am I right) work and years and years dedicated to putting your penis inside of women. 

Not everyone can set the web ablaze with their revolutionary froggystyle technique perfectly executed in a well-lit Cape Cod summer home. 

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