The Cleveland Browns Are A Bigger Circus Than The Actual Circus

Alright so it was reported yesterday that Freddie Kitchens would be the head coach of the Cleveland Browns next year barring a horrific collapse to end the season. Ummm....can someone get me the definition of a "horrific collapse"? Because I think what happened against the 3-9 Cardinals (who were on a 6 game losing streak) yesterday may qualify....

Kenyan Drake had 22 carries for 137 yards and 4 touchdowns. FOUR TOUCHDOWNS. And Baker looked terrible. So glad he got to exchange jerseys with Kyler Murray after the game though. Some things are bigger than sports.

I know the players don't care, and I know the Browns definitely don't care, but can we just at least act like it for the fans? We just got beat like a drum by the 3-9 Cardinals, and our QB (for now) had to hurry his arrogrant self out there as soon as the clock hit triple zeros to trade jerseys and take a picture for Instagram. No anger. Not pissed off. Gotta get one for the gram. Everybody say cheese!

Yeah I'm fed up. Yesterday was the worst game of the worst season in Browns history. Watching the 0-16 team was better than this, because at least we knew that team was terrible. This team…..jesus, I thought this team was going to win the Super Bowl. 

Oops.

And now we get to listen to the Colin Cowherds and the commenters of the world tell us how dumb we were for falling for the trap. And we are dumb. Every single one of us. What would make us think that this talented of a roster could win the division? What would make us think that two All Pro recievers and one of the best defensive players in the league could beat the Broncos or Cardinals. Why would we think the Browns could beat the Steelers? Even if they were missing their starting QB, starting RB, and best WR. Oh, and they were being quarterbacked by a guy named Duck. The Browns still can't beat them! They're the Browns!

And of course the Browns can't just be terrible on the field. There has to be a circus surrounding it too.

EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP. 

We stink. And every time we open our mouths we look stupid. OBJ….stop! "If 80 is on the field, I'm gonna give it my all." Are you kidding me? Give it a rest with all this brotherhood stuff. Would you jump off a bridge if Jarvis did? You look like such an idiot right now. Besides, the only person we need jumping off a bridge in Cleveland is Freddie Kitchens. Either that or we just fire him. And I'm pretty sure he knows it's coming…

I don't care about my future as a Browns coach? Sounds like a guy we need in our building. For about 15 more minutes. Fire this man by lunchtime. 

And don't get on me about constantly firing coaches. I 100% agree that we can't continue this rotating carosel of coaches. But I also know that our last two have quite possibly been two of the dumbest human beings to ever walk on this Earth. We cannot keep this guy. He might even be worse than Hue Jackson. Gosh we were so naive…

And another thing, is Baker really our answer moving forward at QB? I mean, everything I've seen this year points towards no. Do I think we should take a QB at 12 overall in the first round? Nope, unless Tua is still there. But I do think we need to pick one in the 3rd or 4th round. This team is talented enough to win right now…..we just need a competent Head Coach and quarterback. Is that too much to ask? We haven't had that combination since the Browns came back 20 years ago.