Jason Garrett Tried To Hype Up the Cowboys By Showing Them Their Best Plays But Had To Include Plays From Last Year Too

This is…incredibly sad. My goodness. Jason Garrett is all out of moves. He’s got nothing. He’s resorted to showing the Cowboys plays from last year to be like “look, you can do it fellas!”. Somehow I feel they were even less motivated after seeing this (potentially very short) film than they were before it.  I will say though, he definitely had a bunch of clips of himself clapping in there too. Because as bad as the Cowboys have underperformed this season, Jason Garrett has been clapping at a Hall of Fame level.

But hey, good for Jason Garrett. Our modern day King. An inspirational story. As long as you are a yes-man to Jerry Jones, you will have a payday every 2 weeks, no matter what. Jerry Jones will throw you under the bus time after time, but he will never fire you. Jason Garrett found that whipping boy sweet spot where he continually gave the Cowboys justttt enough hope to keep his job, but also never figured out being down 2 scores and then kicking a field goal still has you down by 2 scores. But my goodness if he doesn’t clap like a motherfucker after that field goal goes through

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It’s unfortunate Garrett will be coaching elsewhere next season. Hopefully Jerry gives him one more chance. I mean I think we allll believe he definitely deserves it.