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Dude Rents His Apartment Out To Man In Town For Wedding, Returns Home To Him Hosting A Big Beautiful Woman Orgy

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NY Post – A comedian under the impression he had rented out his posh Chelsea pad to a man with family in town for a wedding returned home to a wild orgy, he said. Ari Teman, 31, claimed he left his apartment keys with David Carter, 32, on Friday night and stepped out for dinner before leaving town. When he returned to the building to grab his luggage, a rowdy sex party featuring “Big Beautiful Women” was in the process of being shut down by building management. “This was just so bizarre,” said Teman, who had rented his apartment via the Web site Airbnb. “The worst part of the Internet right there was in my apartment.” “There were all sorts of people walking out of my apartment and people coming in from the back yard. It was a huge mess.” Teman said his apartment was trashed by a group of nearly nude, overweight people. After the shindig was broken up, Carter was a nervous wreck in the lobby, Teman says. “This guy had a look of horror on his face,” Teman said. “He didn’t expect to see me for a few days. He said, ‘They shut us down, man, they’re shutting it down.’?” Carter, however, claims he just had a small, quiet get-together and that Teman was overreacting. “I had six people, friends and family,” Carter told The Post. “He is making a big to-do because he is being evicted.” When Teman later searched Carter’s phone number on the Internet, he found the raunchy soiree involving plus-sized women advertised online as “Turn Up Part 2: The Pantie Raid.” One person even blasted out Teman’s Seventh Avenue address in a tweet for an “XXX FREAK FEST.” Carter denied he had anything to do with the ad.

You know what the worst part of this is? That it was a Fatso orgy. Big Beautiful Woman Gangbang. Thats the most disrespectful aspect of this move. I mean if you walk back into your apartment and you see a dude have a porno orgy with sexy chicks, you’d probably drop your bags and just join in. Like hey dude why all the secretive shit? Just ask me to host next time. Let me in on this action. But when you open the door and see about one ton worth of fat bitches fucking all over your apartment you’ve gotta be fucking horrified. Someone just turned your living room into a pig pen. Buncha barn yard animals rolling around on your furniture. Just disgusting.

If you’re gonna use my apartment as a secret gangbang arena, the least you could do is invite attractive women.

PS – Turn Up The Pantie Raid Part 2 has gotta be the early frontrunner for best orgy name of the year.